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I'm really sorry...

for the following joke. I just had to share it with you.

Bob Hill and his wife Betty were vacationing in Transylvania. Driving in a storm, they had a wreck. Both were hurt, especially Betty. So Bob carried her to a nearby farmhouse. A hunched man, Igor, answered the door, and called to his master, a scientist. The Hills were taken to the lab downstairs, where they were placed on tables. Despite the scientist's best efforts, both died. Disconsolate, the scientist went upstairs to play his piano. Igor, cleaning the lab, noticed that both Bob and Betty were moving. He ran upstairs. "Master, master," he exclaimed. "The Hills are alive with the sound of music!"

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Betty said…
I think I hear some groans. I, however, can appreciate the humor.
March 14, 2009
A and A said…
i actually laughed. that was funnyish. - cheli
March 14, 2009
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